Machias Community Church

Hell, they've expanded and are offering first year rent free! 

Posted by Pastor Ron Saturday, September 18, 2010 8:18:00 AM

Our lease is running out here and eventually we will have to relocate.

Every one of us. You too.

You didn't think you could live here forever did you? Have you ever met anyone who did?

From what I hear, Hell is in a furious expansion mode and of course that comes with some great move-in deals, free hors d'oeuvres and a forever clause.

Isaiah 5:14a "Hell has enlarged itself and thrown the doors wide open!" (my paraphrase)

Isaiah 14:9a "Hell from beneath is excited about you, To meet you at your coming..." (NKJV)

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OK - thanks, but I think I'll pass on that. I've taken another offer. It has a better location (especially considering that forever clause) and you know what they say: "Location, location, location!"

John 14:1-3 Jesus said, "Don't worry, you believe in God - well, believe in Me too. There's plenty of room in My Father's house, and I'm going to prepare a place for you. I wouldn't tell you this if it wasn't so. After I get everything prepared, I'll come back and get you and we'll all live there together for eternity." (my paraphrase)